Blog Failure

So I haven't been to work since Wednesday morning last week. Because we have had Weather. That's right--with a capital "W." Not just the usual Pacific Northwest rain, but Wind and Cold and SNOW. (For awhile there it was approaching a typical winter in Kansas.)

So where, you might ask, is the blogging?

I've spent a lot of time thinking about clever blog posts, but it all came to nothing except the best blog title ever:

The Ham Maid's Tale

Because I had THREE spiral-cut hams in my fridge. But there's really not much to the story: we bought two, each with a $10 off coupon. And then my CEO brought over another. One, two, three. End of story. One has already been reduced to nothing and will flavor tomorrow's beans. Although first it was green eggs and green ham for breakfast. Because our teenagers are easily amused.

So I leave you with the following photo of my smiling dog: